~*†*~S_VK~*†*~: Maria Cross

Monday, October 31, 2011

Maria Cross

11:00 PM | Posted by Seraphim |

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Status: Active

Genre: Visual-kei Masterworks

Style: Flawless

Alternate Names: マリア, マリア様, クロス

OHP

Maria†Cross is a god among men, flawlessly enrapturing a multitude of plebeian hearts with his soulful, otherworldly, and divine music. This man has more talent than he does hair colors, creating music on his own that speaks directly to one's heart and penis. Although he is primarily a street performer, he has released several CDs and goes by several "stage" names. Being a man of the streets himself, Maria prefers to play on the corner and draw crowds of real people, not a bunch of shallow false fans. Only the truly dedicated follow him around and gaze at his curb-side, battery powered boombox + microphone spectacles. Consider yourself more than fortunate if you ever get the chance to see this man ejaculate perfection all over the street: he is literally one of a kind.

Fuck that bitch who also uses the name マリア on lastfm. She's a talentless shell of a human being who will never compare to the REAL >>>>>ONE I LIKE<<<<< Maria.

Now, with that out of the way, let me tell you a bit about †Queen Maria†. For starters, he's done porn. Gay porn....THAT I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO SO DON'T ASK ME YOU SICK FREAK. However, I've read that he actually has a family somewhere, so he's straight. His heterosexuality is also confirmed by a close-call with an under aged fan, which leads me to his next fun fact: † has been to jail! Him being a lolihunter is all hearsay,

he-said-she-said, anti-fan, Tea Party propaganda. Whoever the girl was was probably just mad.

Another fun fact: Maria survived in jail! He's has recently returned to his street performances, gracing Japan's urban utopias with his presence.

[[Discography]]

For you [Single]

01. 神曲「For you」

02. 性欲願望

03. 星の砂

Shinkyoku [Toge Kusuri Uta] [Single]

01. Shinkyoku [Toge Kusuri Uta]

02. S・E・X

Untitled Single

01. 雪月花

02. 失われし旋律

クロス [Single]

01. Winter Love Song

フィリス [Single]

01. フィリス

02. 鉄

蘇生 [Single]

01. 華

02. 桜舞い散るこの校舎

[[Notable Tracks]]

All of them. ALL OF THEM. I cannot emphasize how phenomenal everything this man has every put out is. I know, some of the singles listed here were actually from his other band クロス, but that's just him with some other, not rainbow, guy playing guitar: but they're just as brilliant.

From how he growls, to how he screams, to how he sings like a dying cat, Maria just jerks the listener's heart strings with raw passion. Little known fact, he's also a lyrical genius. Here's a sample:

S・E・X
S・E・X
S・E・X
ASOKO wo
S・E・X
S・E・X
S・E・X
Awasero

SEX (x16)

S・E・X
S・E・X
S・E・X
Nurashite
S・E・X
S・E・X
S・E・X

Irero
Kimi wo okashitai okashitai
Akadama ga deru made
Kimi wo okashitai okashitai
PILL nomase
Risei wo ushinau hodo ni anata no subete ni obore
Shime tsukeru kaikan ni tokete tokete kowareru

SEX (x16)

Kimi wo okashitai okashitai
Akadama ga deru made
Kimi wo okashitai okashitai
Tainai ni*
Risei wo ushinau hodo ni anata no subete ni obore
Shime tsukeru kaikan ni tokete tokete kowareru

I cannot believe how......I can't. I am crying. Seriously guys, Maria is beyond perfect. Here's some more:

And more.

Four fingers IS NOT a lot.MORE.

As you can see, everything he does his better than whatever you do in your piece of shit life. Even his slow songs, like "雪月花" make me bawl from my eyes and scrotum. I have never heard anything with absolutely every note out of tune be so beautiful ;o;

[[Costumes]]